2010
Foon Yap – Q & A
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Foon Yap makes music which breaks your heart or, when accompanied by The Roar, kicks your sorry ass. Here she tackles the Suitcase Orchestra Q&A.
If I were to play just one of your songs to someone who hasn’t heard your music, which would it be and why?
It would be La FOON NIKITA. I love that song. Have you ever noticed how agreeable disco is to walking? I live in the inner-city and walk everywhere, and the disco-influenced melodies came to me over several weeks of traipsing around downtown. It’s like my own personal anthem, and helps me be my own best cheerleader. I would play it to someone who hasn’t ever heard my music because it expresses a very public side of me and hopefully makes them feel as exuberant as I do when I hear it. The FOONYAP songs are too personal and naked to play randomly to a random person.
You are being sent to the moon. You’re allowed to take 1 album. What is it?
I wouldn’t need to take any albums. Everything I’ve ever heard, or need to hear, is stored in my brain, and I can turn it on and off at-will. Much more interesting than 1 album ever could be. And won’t the moon have crazy galaxy noises that I can listen to?
On the subject of being sent to the moon, what 3 things would definitely be in your suitcase?
1. My makeup bag (there would be more than 3 things in it…but I have to look fabulous on the moon!)
2. Coconuts, I fucking love coconuts. And apparently you can live off them for a good long while.
3. Wait, am I being sent as an experiment in social isolation, or for VA-CAY?
If the former is the case, my last object would be a notebook with unlined pages, which has one of those pen loops- I’d have a Sharpie in that pen loop that would never run out, and I would go anywhere, for long periods of time, in my head.
If I was being sent to the moon for vacation, my last item would be a bottomless bottle of Australian Shiraz-Cabernet, and I would get drunk and watch the galaxy all day? long. Do they have days on the moon? And I would prefer to be on the dark side of the moon if I may. In which case I would sneak a flashlight in my stockings.
What film would you be a character in?
Any film with lots of guns and big explosions in which I would also be able to do kung-fu stunts. Maybe Bad Boyz II. I would be the secret ass-kicking Kung-Fu Asian gangstress you overlooked.
Tell us an interesting fact.
The only rules in FOONYAP and The Roar are:
1. FUN FIRST and
2. NO GIRLS ALLOWED (I’m a vampire).
Tell us about a band or singer we might not have heard about who should be featured on Suitcase Orchestra.
Christian Hansen and The Autistics from my province of Alberta. I haven’t seen them live, but I’ve heard their newest album, and we’re playing a show with them in October, and I’m sooooo excited because it sounds like they’re into spandex as much as I am.
Recommend a book.
The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Micheal Pollan- you will never look at food the same way again.
Which literary character would play you in the book of your life?
A mishmash between Jo from Little Women, pre-professor love, and Sherlock Holmes, but slightly more well-adjusted.
What’s the worst record in your collection?
I don’t want to trash-talk anyone.
What question should I always ask in a Q & A? And answer it please.
I always ask people what’s on their mind lately, because I have so much on my mind.
What’s on my mind? How weird it is that some things are expected to come in ‘ones’. One wife, one religion, one mortgage…etc.
And how awesome Vietnamese food is.
Foon Yap’s delicate solo work can be heard here.
Foon Yap & The Roar store their ‘vampire sex metal disco’ here.

















